I am so bored.
I am the boredest person in the history of anybody ever.
If there were to be a prize for the boredest person on this planet (ever), it would be extremely likely for me to win.
This might not seem like an original thing to say, but it IS in fact, an original feeling, because as I said, nobody has ever been this bored ever.
This is the only way such boredom could be described.
This is all you need to know.
I'm going to go and bathe in my boredom.